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By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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Thanks Karen

By Anonymous - 26/08/2014 15:30 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was taking a customer's order, when she said she'd better go for a salad, because she was getting fat. She was actually very slim, so I told her she wasn't fat at all. She took one look at me and snorted "Yeah, not compared to you, that's for sure." FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 02:07 - United States

Today, I was hanging out at a friend's house. Her adorable 5 year-old sister came up, gave me a hug, and said, "You're fat. When are you going home?" FML

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By me - 06/05/2013 00:56 - United States - Floresville

Today, my 6-year-old daughter walked into the bathroom where I was grumbling about my weight. Seeing how upset I was, she took my hand and said, "Mom, you're not fat. You just look fat." FML

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By boyishgirl - 27/02/2015 19:14 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML

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By elvisfreak5446 - 10/08/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2011 16:16 - Ireland

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

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By fuckingcool - 14/12/2016 20:59 - United States - Ortonville

Today, my friend was complaining to me that she's gained 20 pounds and it's all gone to her butt and boobs. Meanwhile, I've also gained 20 pounds, and it's gone straight to my stomach. She looks better than she did before. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 00:22

Today, a coworker told me I was "fat shaming" them by discussing weight loss with other coworkers. FML

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Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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icecreamdriveby 5

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:34

She's an attention seeker.

NGM_KID 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 9:43

LMAO!! There's an ad on this page that says "ARE YOU FAT? Take the fat test and you will know!" OP - That sucks, but you didn't feel bad about it before, so why know?

Comments

PureGold 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:01

Then you can both be fat together! :) (and lose weight together!) JK, I doubt either or you are that bad lol. Don't let it get to you...your friend probably thinks anyone that isn't supermodel-thin is too big. hahaha the ad I'm getting on the side says "ARE YOU FAT? Take the fat test, we will let you know!" And there's a picture of a really fat old dude from the side. Maybe you should take the fat test? xD

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:02

This reminds me of something I read somewhere: Fat girls have skinny friends because it makes them feel skinnier. Skinny girls have fat friends for the same reason. (I'm not saying I believe this.)

QuirkyCorgiLove 8

Sunday 25 March 2012 12:38

Uh what? I know every time I'm around a girl thinner than me, I feel fat not skinny. How does what you said make sense?

SluttyMcNugget 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:08

#21, we're all getting that ad, #8 pointed that out before you. BTW, that sucks! But I doubt that you're that fat, maybe ya'll are just overreacting...?

Imawhalerider 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:09

the world is going to end im fat. wahhhh. what a wanker

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:10

My ad told me to get my smart credit report and that I could start my free trial today. I feel all left out now. D: How will I ever find out if I'm fat now?

BaldOuting 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:11

i'm glad she took your feelings into consideration. friend of the year!

PureGold 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:14

#23, well gee, I'm sorry...I didn't take time to read every comment before posting. And on a lot of sites people get different ads based on what info the ads get from the websites about you. Like facebook, for instance. So it's not all that far-fetched for people here to be seeing different ads.

SluttyMcNugget 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:15

#27 apology accepted....lol

smiller0789 3

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:17

Oh my god, what a bitch. Quick Magenta, throw the switch!

boatiebanter 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 10:18

Your friend is just fishing for compliments (annoying bitch), and if you didn't think of either of you as fat before, you aren't. You're just normal, as opposed to unhealthily stick-thin. Next time just tell her, yes. Yes you are fat. Stop complaining about it, or let me help you change your diet and exercise habits.