By Anonymous - 04/12/2015 20:36 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML
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gracehi 31

I can't believe you FELL for that one! *Ba dum tssss*

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Mr_Relatable 16

Oh chute, he probably sent you're heartbeat sky high, and your stomach in a dive!

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Publikwerks 14

Press charges: An assault is carried out by a threat of bodily harm coupled with an apparent, present ability to cause the harm. It is both a crime and a tort and, therefore, may result in either criminal and/or civil liability. Generally, the common law definition is the same in criminal and tort law.

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sgdigaetano 3

I think you need a better class of friends.

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DJDualScreen 4

this one ups the prank they play on people the first time they go bungee jumping, where they throw an untethered rope past them as they fall.

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kathrynjayney 10

That's the most brutal thing I've read in ages. Hahahaha OMG

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jvanevery 19

first off you knew that, all skydivers were crazy , it goes with the sport second are you so afraid that maybe this is not for you , if skydiving is you then suck it up and wait for revenge eventually you'll be able to catch his ass like he caught yours

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kainpwnsu 19

Wish I had a friend as awesome as yours.

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SharSjar 7

That is a nasty prank! I hope you are going to give him a good payback for that. FYL.

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