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By uetlqdja - 21/05/2011 15:31 - United States

Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML

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By still together - 28/08/2013 17:47 - United States - Keansburg

Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML

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By AL - 21/09/2011 05:53 - United States

Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

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WTF Mom?

By Random - 31/01/2012 14:41 - United States

Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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Unacceptable

By MySisterIsA - 10/03/2022 00:01

Today, my ex-husband and the woman he left me for, also known as my sister, are getting married. On my birthday. My mom is gleefully helping plan the wedding. She seriously sees nothing wrong, and tells me to “stop being a Bitter Betty and be happy for your sister.” FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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By izzy - 07/02/2019 02:00

Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML

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By outoflove - 30/06/2014 21:06 - United States - Rockport

Today, my husband came clean to having an affair with my sister. I later found out my other sister encouraged the affair because she thought they'd be a cute couple. FML

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By guy - 15/03/2013 05:31 - Canada - Port Coquitlam

Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML

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By MissAggravared - 19/11/2014 08:27 - United States - Meridian

Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML

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KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:49

What's wrong with your sister?

GavinRoskamp 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 19:49

Sounds like the wedding I'm going to next week, but with my step brother and step sister...

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KristinaKreme 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:06

Marry his brother. Problem solved.

momo1972 3

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:09

so your available ;-)???

mandypandypants 4

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:23

Suck it up and marry his brother. Or better yet, marry his dad.

rsanchez1185 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:24

Your family sucks.

Havin 19

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:35

Your sister is a bimbo.

lalasha10 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 2:59

that bitch does not deserve to be called your sister!tell her what you feel,and kick her ass!

likeWeAllHaventH 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 3:05

Gives new meaning to sister wives...

GreenMaze 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 3:11

unless before he married you. he and your sister are have a deep relationship. and he used you to be near her.

alrluver 1

Sunday 22 May 2011 3:14

ur sister needs mental help..

lazy_girl 12

Sunday 22 May 2011 3:22

ULTIMATE BETRAYAL!! she obviously doesnt give a rat's ass about you or your feelings, so don't even bother considering her as a sister anymore! a true sis (such as my own

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