Kids: Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's...

By OakStake - 08/12/2013 22:07 - United States - New York

Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2016 02:45 - United States - Chillicothe

Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I said no, she started crying so much that her mom came out 5 minutes later and demanded that I give her daughter the dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2013 04:13 - Canada - Sault Sainte Marie

Today, some guys were doing construction on my house, when one of them came over and started asking me about my "hot sister". That "sister" is my 13-year-old daughter. FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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By secretsmakefriends - 15/10/2013 21:43 - United States - Vashon

Today, my grandmother called me in a fit of panic because her new neighbors are black. So is my fiancé, whom she is supposed to meet tomorrow. FML

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By walker - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, we've been dating for over three months, but I went over my girlfriend's house for the first time. As we walked through the door, I was greeted by a little girl whose first words to me were, "Are you my daddy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 23/10/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my four year-old daughter when we met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman I know. My daughter looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn’t your skin fit your face?" FML

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By orcatheseapanda - 09/01/2016 05:14 - Thailand

Today, I was stretching on the balcony, when I heard my neighbor's daughter scream. She was playing in their kiddie pool and thought I was peeping on her. And now her parents think so too. FML

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By WanstinChurchHill - 08/09/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I met a nice girl and decided to ask her out. Later on she showed me a picture of her with her family, she was wearing red and everyone else black. I said jokingly "you look like the adopted child" only to find out that her had parents died and she was indeed adopted. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2009 16:36 - United States

Today, I was working at a portrait studio and was taking pictures of a little girl, I kept telling the girl to stop making silly faces when she smiles because her eyes go cross-eyed. After the third time I said it her mom grabbed the little girl and left. Turns out, she was naturally cross-eyed. FML

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By Redhead4life - 18/03/2012 00:48 - United States - Miami

Today, a little girl looked at me and yelled "Mommy look, there's a real leprechaun!" FML

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Monday 9 December 2013 6:08

Some people are just crazy, don't mind them. I'm sure your daughter is beautiful.

VengeanceChicken 12

Monday 9 December 2013 6:09

Just slowly close the door and whisper "Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnneeeeee...."

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Jazzychan 6

Tuesday 28 January 2014 10:44

Why not, the next time they come back, have here wear a cross necklace and carry a garlic clove by and they'll see they were wrong to judge her.

arinmon 5

Saturday 15 March 2014 7:32

ignorance rears its' ugly head once more!

CharlesScene 3

Saturday 15 March 2014 23:16

im romanian too :D

hekatelacroix 2

Thursday 3 April 2014 17:52

Wow racist much?

DARKDAY07 16

Tuesday 8 April 2014 5:27

wow be thankful they didnt bring a crossbow with silver tipped bolt and garlic scented wood

KestrelGirl 15

Friday 9 May 2014 19:48

OP, move away ASAP... the inhabitants of your town/city are dangerous/superstitious. Is your daughter albino or something?

zelliemurena 6

Saturday 17 May 2014 12:13

run.

Lunasis 14

Thursday 29 May 2014 9:08

that sounds are brown with a slight reddish tint but I would love full on red eyes, but would love the purple more

Noodle422 10

Friday 4 July 2014 16:51

Everything "scary" is just misunderstood.

satanismyruler 7

Sunday 13 July 2014 9:01

say it, out loud. ..say it.

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