By Anonymous - 11/10/2012 05:08 - United States - Amarillo

Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
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MURIKKA 11

"******* son of a bitch. I'll teach him to leave me home alone!"

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Kade20 4

That happened to me today too! Lol besides the broom. Coffee grounds, puke and garbage. Your not alone :) haha

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

I wouldn't clean up dog puke with a broom...

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JC_1218_Forever 2

Sounds like something my dog would do. She also enjoys eating my used femine higene products.

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awesomegerf 7

Did you not feed your dog

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erock1star 8

¿¿U were gonna try and clean puke up with a broom??

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Nat52482 25

That's why if your dog isn't old enough/trained well enough to be trusted alone, it needs to be put in a kennel or in a room where there's nothing to destroy when you're not supervising...just like children.

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shotgun_girl 17

She ATE the BROOM?! Even if you were not gonna clean the puke with it that's still shocking.

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