Miscellaneous: Today, my dad was shocked that I own both a debit and credit... - FML

This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.

By talkaboutnotobservant - 01/06/2017 12:00

Today, my dad was shocked that I own both a debit and credit card. He asked when I ever got a debit card. Gee, over a decade ago when I was a teenager, dad? FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 169

You deserved it 215

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

cakefete2 30

Thursday 1 June 2017 12:17

This might go down as the most "meh" FML in history.

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 1 June 2017 12:26

Can't believe his boy is all grown up and ready to get into his own debt. Made papa proud.

Comments

cakefete2 30

Thursday 1 June 2017 12:17

This might go down as the most "meh" FML in history.

Lobby_Bee 17

Thursday 1 June 2017 12:26

Can't believe his boy is all grown up and ready to get into his own debt. Made papa proud.

Corner514 6

Thursday 1 June 2017 13:39

Even you are sixty, you are still a child to your father

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 1 June 2017 17:17

Some people still think that credit cards are only given to highly trustworthy people. The truth is that the only qualification to get a credit card is a pulse. Congrats on having a pulse!

Atmey 5

Sunday 11 June 2017 10:15

Behold for I behold the powers of both Light and Dark in my hands.

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Friends Social Media Love Awkward Dance Break-ups Cops Dogs Animals Teenagers Parenting Kids Swimming pool Health Poopoo peepee Money Scams Medication Family Weddings Fight Embarrassing Cars Work Healthy Lifestyle Confused My ex Parents Vacation

The Top

The Top

Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML

I agree, your life sucks 69 279

You deserved it 43 852

Today, as I was driving to work, I witnessed a kid apparently getting jumped. Being a good citizen, I got out and started yelling at them. I ended up alongside the kid in the hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 904

You deserved it 4 642

Today, I was crying after a bad day at work. As I walked down the street, a young boy in a minivan tried to get my attention. He kept saying, "Hi, hi, please wave!" in a sad voice. When I politely waved at him, I saw a group of kids in the van giggling hysterically and taking pictures of me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 315

You deserved it 291

Today, my brother and I found a little bird that couldn't fly. While trying to convince my mom that it couldn't fly so we could keep it, I lightly tossed it in the air and it landed a few feet in front of me. Then my cat grabbed it and ate it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 798

You deserved it 49 917

Today, I'm 21 and my parents expect me to get married before moving in with my boyfriend. We want to move overseas for our careers before marrying, but my parents think that “if that’s how things are going to be, then it’s best you break up. You need to uphold to our traditions.” I don't know what to do. FML

I agree, your life sucks 993

You deserved it 241

Today, I tried to comb my hair after waking up. I not only broke the comb but also pulled a muscle in my arm. I do not go to bed with wet hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 323

You deserved it 113