Today, my brother realized that I was watching porn at the dinner... - FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2017 20:39 - United States - Sumter

Today, my brother realized that I was watching porn at the dinner table with my headphones on, & he told my super conservative stepmom.. FML

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PhantomCrevan 8

Friday 1 December 2017 7:47

What about that seemed like a good idea??

pharoh239 2

Saturday 2 December 2017 5:24

What the **** is wrong with you?

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CoralineCrossXXX 13

Friday 1 December 2017 1:55

I mean, he could have talked to you about not watching **** at the dinner table and rather you could watch it in the privacy of your own bedroom. At the same time, you shouldn't be watching **** at the dinner table, even if you were wearing headphones. that's nasty.

PhantomCrevan 8

Friday 1 December 2017 7:47

What about that seemed like a good idea??

pharoh239 2

Saturday 2 December 2017 5:24

What the **** is wrong with you?

Elizabeth McElveen Horne 19

Thursday 7 December 2017 2:36

Everyone knows what's wrong with me; the better question is what's wrong with you?

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