Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll...

By Faithful - 24/11/2011 10:01 - Singapore

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

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You deserved it 7 734

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Small comforts

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 740

You deserved it 196

By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 16:11 - Canada - Stoney Creek

Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 796

You deserved it 6 550

By KBL3 - 11/08/2010 09:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started talking to my breasts in public. As if that wasn't bad enough, he then started to jiggle them in his hands. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 270

You deserved it 14 994

By Ggirl - 01/10/2013 19:41 - United States - Camarillo

Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML

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You deserved it 15 395

Oddly specific question

By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 06:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he’d love me if I were a worm. His answer involved chopping me in half and having a threesome. FML

I agree, your life sucks 113

You deserved it 665

The Rock

By Anonymous - 26/06/2022 22:00

Today, my bodybuilder boyfriend has been cheating on me, so I slapped him. He has such huge shoulder/neck muscle stuff, his head didn’t even move, and I dislocated 2 fingers. FML

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You deserved it 1 034

Practical

By Abused - 13/10/2010 08:36 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 924

You deserved it 20 160

By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 438

You deserved it 7 169

By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 07:58 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me for six months with my best friend of five years. After asking him what she had that I didn't, he responded with one word - "Boobies." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 883

You deserved it 4 660

By CassidyQueen - 06/06/2015 02:14 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I moved in with my boyfriend because my parents kicked me out. He said that if I ever touch his "fucking apple jacks" he will "chop" my nipples off and feed them to the dog. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 255

You deserved it 5 581

B0NER 2

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:02

Must have good boobies

rayrayray23 1

Thursday 24 November 2011 16:02

Best solution: Go to Narnia.

Comments

omggtfomi 1

Friday 25 November 2011 6:59

Run and run FAST this is crazy!!

j0shimself 0

Friday 25 November 2011 7:32

You are a ****

Sue26 3

Friday 25 November 2011 7:55

Only one advice, don't cheat!

notsae 4

Friday 25 November 2011 8:11

this man has his priorities straight. man medal for him. lol

alex1432 9

Friday 25 November 2011 8:20

So don't cheat on him, problem solved

echosong321 0

Friday 25 November 2011 8:24

Wow…run girl go! Run okay run faster, you have got creeper on your case or like a nut job no offense but yeah. Not unless it was a joking manner then that was fine, leaning to the weird side haha.

kei1108 13

Friday 25 November 2011 8:31

I hope he is now your ex. That is horrifically creepy...

Bluekaren16 19

Friday 25 November 2011 9:12

This is jeffrey dahmer scary!

TomPusslicker 21

Friday 25 November 2011 10:33

...at least he's honest. Most guys will lie about that kind of stuff...but wtf is he gonna do with just ur ****? stuff and mount em? Thats the part i find most unsettling, oddly enough.