Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and...

By pod - 25/06/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML

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You deserved it 5 411

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By WetPhone - 15/06/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, I was being pulled into a pool by my girlfriend. To avoid ruining my phone, I tossed it into one of the chairs behind me. I missed and it landed into the hot tub behind it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 635

You deserved it 11 064

By howniceofyou - 01/08/2011 18:12 - Canada

Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML

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You deserved it 13 127

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 718

You deserved it 4 500

By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 332

You deserved it 3 775

By qtpieo1 - 13/08/2010 16:14 - United States

Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 526

You deserved it 9 741

By crappygirlfriend - 10/01/2010 07:59 - United States

Today, I was trying to show my boyfriend how to shake my iPod to shuffle songs. When I went to shake it, it flew out of my hand and hit him in the face. FML

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You deserved it 28 615

By soawkward - 26/01/2012 19:09 - Canada

Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 053

You deserved it 5 140

By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 635

You deserved it 72 566

By wrongman - 14/02/2018 19:00

Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML

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You deserved it 7 755

By Anonymous - 27/08/2011 07:21 - United States

Today, I was hosting a pool party, when my husband and his friends got the bright idea of lighting one of the party balloons on fire. Needless to say, it immediately exploded. In shock, he jumped back straight into me, sending me and my $400 cell phone splashing into the pool. FML

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You deserved it 6 654

ShockingShelby 0

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:20

that sucks! make him buy new ones?

barlessprison 16

Sunday 26 June 2011 9:32

Was it an iPhone? I'm sure there's an app to help fix your phone.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Saturday 26 May 2012 21:07

Tis the season for accidentally water logged electronics!

kirstyannemiller 4

Saturday 2 June 2012 2:29

If he has a pool, he can afford to buy you a new phone and iPod, or maybe an iPhone?:)

Princessuuke 17

Thursday 10 April 2014 23:40

Smart phones have ruined the fun in pushing our friends into pools

jadefire15 17

Sunday 24 August 2014 7:04

Why not leave your phone NOT in your pocket while at someone's house?

ObsidianMoon17 12

Wednesday 8 April 2015 3:42

Have faith in the rice

Sansational_ 18

Tuesday 15 March 2016 18:22

rekt

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