Love: Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML

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Today, my sister called me and asked if my boyfriend of 3 years had proposed to me yet. And now the surprise is ruined. FML

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By brokenhearted - 05/12/2012 11:29 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML

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Sourcandy86 0

Friday 11 September 2009 16:10

Send him anthrax

aback 4

Friday 11 September 2009 17:15

Your anniversary gift was him letting you know he's not worth wasting any more of your life over.

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retwad7 2

Friday 11 September 2009 22:03

aw man :( that's just a bad day. im so sorry :(

awoodenhouse 0

Friday 11 September 2009 22:17

honestly, if he's already forgetting anniversaries when there have only been three of them... this is not a guy you wanted to stay with anyway. the little things say the most, the big things just slap the truth in your face for fun. also, your sister is a ******* bitch. peace out of there, now.

werzal 5

Friday 11 September 2009 22:32

the ultimate revenge!

jillz 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 0:37

Start pretending like you don't have a sister. YDI if you stay.

roobear 2

Saturday 12 September 2009 2:52

*clap* Sorry, this is a true FYL.

friscobuff 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:23

YDI FOR NOT BEING AS HOT AS YOUR SISTER! BETTER WORK ON YOUR FAT ASS!

turnedoffTVgrey 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 14:07

Guys will never remember anniversaries. Ever. It's a fact of life.

moonlight_daze 8

Sunday 13 September 2009 7:08

Okay.

yasminexxx 2

Saturday 12 September 2009 19:46

oh no way! so not fair, u did not deserve that AT ALL. but you should have opened ur eyes a little bit more, and hope your sister and him are not together or anything... your sister is sooo not your relative she wouldnt have done that if she cared about family...