Love: Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

By Anonymous - 04/02/2015 16:06 - Netherlands

Today, my boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall. FML

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You deserved it 4 859

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 13:25 - United States - Evansville

Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML

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By Username - 20/07/2011 23:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2013 06:26 - United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML

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So romantic

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Middleboro

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML

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By justthinkofyourhand - 13/07/2014 22:36 - United States - Salida

Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2012 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML

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By timor - 18/12/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

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By Cococautly - 04/07/2009 04:49 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me at the zoo. With a Ring Pop. He was serious. FML

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By damn it rose - 31/05/2014 13:40 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML

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You deserved it 8 139

By mahanaaa_23 - 19/12/2012 20:47 - United States - Honolulu

Today, my boyfriend of 6 years proposed to me. Less than 3 hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML

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DarthCocoa 14

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:01

Run

youdontcontrolme 17

Thursday 5 February 2015 0:03

Get away from him while you can

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foxy4353 10

Sunday 8 February 2015 7:32

run away while you still can!! haven't you ever seen the movie obsessed?

Iskillion 16

Monday 9 February 2015 2:26

You must be a great girlfriend!

Derperder 9

Monday 9 February 2015 3:48

say yes

fmlrulesBolt 14

Monday 9 February 2015 4:06

Weird but you must be a keeper

britbrat237 14

Thursday 12 February 2015 13:52

loser alert!

CaptainSugarNips 1

Friday 13 February 2015 15:32

******* animal. Just imagine the set of balls on this guy. I hope you said yes

chrisstachon 30

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:27

cool story bro!

sadsadtimes 7

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:28

did you say yes?

Nickiminajislyfe 20

Monday 16 February 2015 8:41

Leave now , now and forever

DragonConqueror 11

Sunday 22 February 2015 11:48

Crazy Dutchmen :P

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Same thing different taste

So romantic

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