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By ShittyProposal - 20/10/2013 07:06 - United States - Columbus

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years drunkenly proposed to me, while sitting on the crapper, with the door open. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came home drunk from town, busted the toilet door open crying, and proposed to me with a ring and all. I was literally mid-shit. FML

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By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 22:21 - United States - Berkeley

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML

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By cai - 29/10/2011 08:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

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By random guy - 30/03/2016 06:49 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 3 years. She responded by drinking all the alcohol in sight, falling unconscious and pissing herself. Six hours later, she said that I was too immature and that's why it would never work. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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By Uhh - 13/06/2011 16:12 - United States

Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of 3 years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML

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SmuggletheBudgie 15

Sunday 20 October 2013 14:32

What class your boyfriend has. He's a keeper for sure.

killerclowns 8

Sunday 20 October 2013 14:34

Romantic, or something

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honeymoonroyale 20

Sunday 20 October 2013 19:54

Well at least you know how he truly feels lol

buckdharma 37

Sunday 20 October 2013 20:04

Honeymoon in the kitchen?

harmtouch16 11

Sunday 20 October 2013 21:01

Doesn't matter. Got engaged.

zafan123 6

Sunday 20 October 2013 21:33

Awwwwwwwwwh

crazytwinsmom 25

Sunday 20 October 2013 22:35

Some people record that special moment of proposal. Did he?

acrasia 5

Sunday 20 October 2013 23:35

Did you say yes OP?

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 20 October 2013 23:44

Did you say yes?

washed_up13 2

Monday 21 October 2013 1:57

Romantic devil!

Neorotoxin 2

Monday 21 October 2013 3:42

Well, that is a terrible way to propose, but if you think about it, there is a bright side. Being drunk, he is uninhibited, and being honest. He probably really does want to marry you. Or he was too drunk to know who he was talking to and then it is anybody's guess.

PonyTails13 3

Monday 21 October 2013 4:21

what did you say?

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