By BirthdayGirl - 02/03/2010 08:14 - United States
Same thing different taste
Get back here!
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Thanks, babe
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Awkward
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Great timing, dude
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Happy oddly specific day to you!
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maybe he's just leaving your day open for you and your family.
It only gets worse when you're married, but at least you no longer care at that point.
^and don't forget to add that he's not invited next time, because he also missed the two previous ones
wth? I replied this to nr 15
:( Happy Birthday?! that's just mean of him. he doesn't recieve any birthday sex haha!
How desperate are you?
Well that's rather unfortunate.
DTMFA.
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Second year in a row? And you're still with him? I mean, if he hasn't gotten it by now...
wow what an ass..