By Anonymous - 05/05/2012 12:07 - Israel - Ramat Hasharon

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend cuffed my legs to the bed. After the sex we discovered one of the cuffs wouldn't open. After an hour of trying to pry them open, I had to waddle with him to the fire station to have them removed in front of 4 amused firefighters. FML
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aFreedom127 9

I prefer silk ties, they don't chaff and can also be used to blindfold.

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eyecon502 13

A woman in shackles...it's a beautiful thing!

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kissandcontrol01 20

How do you have sex comfortably with your ankles cuffed?

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missragdoll 0

Was the sex good? If so, this isn't so bad.

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grooglius 0

If only one wouldn't come undone, why did you have to waddle?

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42istheanswer 27

Only one of the sets would not come off.

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Sacrilegious666 6

I wanna be a firefighter!!! :D

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mugu 0

Lucky firefighters! Sorry Op, but u should have tested them out first, so its yur fault too!!

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fylx100 19

Because everyone checks new stuff before using it.. Especially before sex when the partner is naked.

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bubo_fml 10

Were U nekkid? Did the Firemen hose you down? Did they get on the blower & ask for back up? Questions abound...

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Teabubbles 8

nekkid? lol naked*

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