Kids: Today, my 16-year-old daughter heated some sugar cubes in the... - FML

By çafondpaslesucre? - 14/09/2016 02:28 - Belgium - Manage

Today, my 16-year-old daughter heated some sugar cubes in the microwave, thinking it would make caster sugar. FML

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milliepede 14

Friday 16 September 2016 17:35

With the magic of google: "This is the British term for sugar with small grains that are between granulated and icing sugar in terms of fineness. It is sometimes spelled castor sugar, and is known as 'superfine' sugar in America"

CastaP 12

Friday 16 September 2016 17:32

Caster sugar? Please someone reply and explain what that is :o

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GirasolNegro 22

Saturday 17 September 2016 0:36

Put normal sugar in a food processor for a few minutes

GirasolNegro 22

Saturday 17 September 2016 0:38

For some reason I keep picturing sugar cubes which got melted down into sugar coasters, instead of caster sugar...

sandman676 20

Saturday 17 September 2016 5:49

I'm sorry you raised her you have to accept at least half the blame

mermaidgirle 12

Saturday 17 September 2016 14:50

To be fair, most of us probably don't spend enough time baking or cooking to need castor sugar, and therefore don't know quite how to make it. I'm 37, and wouldn't know, unless I used Google.

ne0felis 16

Saturday 17 September 2016 19:03

Terrible hahah

wickedgetz 30

Friday 14 April 2017 9:08

Haha, cue the smell of burnt sugar

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