By birthdayfun - 23/03/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. My mom decided to wake me up by having our new, previously stray, cat thrown on top of me. I was awoken to two claws ripping across my face which needed 16 stitches to fix. Happy Birthday. FML
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0___0 9

Was it your 16th birthday at least? D:

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uhnonnuhmus 0

To get revenge, just throw the stray cat into the shower with your mom someday. Then run like hell.

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FBIWarning 0

illustrated version is a little out of context.

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SoccerPlaya17 0

>.> the poster is just to show they're in a doctor's office, if you go to any doctor, they usually have posters like that

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yeahitstella 0

Ouch... That must've hurt... I can't imagine what your cat has gone through. Ha, seriously though. That sucks, man.

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genius_man16 0

That illustration kind of sucks. I have no idea what is happening. As #126 said it's pretty out of context

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Yulia_fml 0

Illustration fail.

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zakiwaki1351 0

This misdeed cannot go unpunished! Pizza delivery boy, prepare to meet your maker at the hands of my cat launcher!

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Light_Ty 0

Yeouch, hope she didn't find it on the road or in her trash =/

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Tsukasa_fml 0

#29 is right. Use this to get something awesome.

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