Miscellaneous: Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period....

By Anonymous - 25/11/2010 17:54 - United States

Today, I woke up with a hangover, a shaved head, and my period. FML

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By hedayk - 15/05/2015 20:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML

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Leaking from everywhere

By Anonymous - 28/04/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I woke up bleeding from every orifice in my body. I've got a nose bleed from my medication, my gums bled when I brushed my teeth, I'm on my period, and I have hemorrhoids. FML

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Spectacle

By chunderful202 - 24/12/2012 08:46 - United Kingdom - Romford

Today, I woke up with a hangover from hell. My clothes were stained with vomit, I was propped up on the sofa with a bowl between my knees, and my hair tied to one side. My mum was taking photos to send to Grandma. FML

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By Lolly - 12/09/2018 23:30

Today, I have a UTI that spread to my kidneys, a yeast infection, and a herpes outbreak. Oh, and my period came this morning. FML

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The planets aligned

By Anonymous - 15/08/2022 18:00 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I also started my period, and have the shits. FML

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By babygurl69 - 20/01/2009 21:38 - Canada

Today, I woke up with a hangover, but went to school anyway without showering, applying makeup, and still wearing my pajama bottoms. While taking the subway, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend who I hadn't seen a year. His new girlfriend looked at me and said, "You look... tired." FML

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The body keeps the score

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 17:00 - United Kingdom - Pontefract

Today, I started my period, complete with cramps, diarrhoea, a headache, bloating, and aching legs. Apparently my body didn't get the message that I had a total hysterectomy a month ago, including my ovaries, tubes and cervix. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2018 13:30

Today, I apparently had diarrhea in my sleep. I had to get up and sneak to the bathroom so as to not wake my husband. When he asked about the stain, I panicked and told him I started my period. FML

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By Unlucky - 24/05/2010 00:22 - Australia

Today, I have both a cold and a period. Tomorrow, I will have a cold, my period and my wisdom teeth taken out. FML

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By Username - 11/08/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, I have a horrible hangover. My mom also decided it was a good day to go hiking. I ended up puking on the trail. FML

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renaet 0

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:32

At least your not pregnant :]

magaliwoodrock 19

Thursday 25 November 2010 23:24

WOW, That really sucks

Comments

burtonemily 2

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:11

Well at least you're not pregnant.

ElricMustang 23

Sunday 1 April 2012 5:06

And it's still early :)

AaronGuy 12

Friday 1 June 2012 22:30

Well, at least you didn't wake up without the period.

Kiyaralovestolol 14

Monday 16 July 2012 3:25

Triple hit! FYL

xRezSynn 15

Wednesday 30 January 2013 18:13

YDI, your fml explains it all.

sharmania 5

Sunday 11 August 2013 1:33

At least you got your period

bghernandez2011 14

Monday 7 October 2013 4:27

At least you're not pregnant...

swampbaby985 30

Wednesday 8 January 2014 9:31

Britney Spears is that you?

lkfoster1 7

Wednesday 4 June 2014 20:01

FYL!!!!

rorynobz 3

Wednesday 25 June 2014 21:15

haha sorry to hear but sounds like the film -the hangover

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