Love: Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We... - FML

By mandy - 05/09/2009 02:19 - United States

Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML

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bluelabeled 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

ahaha. that's cute :p nerdy, but cute.

ciaobella_fml 0

Saturday 5 September 2009 9:07

Aw thats so cute, did you say yes?

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Bridget615 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 6:22

R u kidding me! I would be soo freakin happy if my boyfreind did tht...it would just prove tht he would b the perfect guy for me ...y dont u hand him over

edominski19 5

Tuesday 26 July 2011 6:41

Why is this on FML?!? i hope my boyfriend proposes to me like that! I think thats absolutely adorable.

susanasb 5

Friday 29 July 2011 0:50

that story should be on mlia!!!!!

CitizenZero 7

Monday 1 August 2011 17:14

At least he didn't call you Squirtle. Just sayin...

GryffindorGirl26 1

Monday 8 August 2011 4:11

awww thats cute :)

zjnat 1

Sunday 21 August 2011 23:56

Hahahahaha that is awesome!!!

ThatSpartanChick 0

Wednesday 24 August 2011 2:29

Thats a cute proposal...mi bf would do somethin like that lol He gave me a card u can record things with My Heart Beats In HyperDrive written in it playing the yu gi oh 5ds theme song :)

acrober 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 19:12

Hahahaha

Hunts160 5

Friday 2 September 2011 7:06

u said no right?

dr_horrible_ 10

Thursday 8 September 2011 2:17

I think that's cute :)

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