Work: Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard....

By MegaBear - 15/06/2011 05:46 - United States

Today, I watched my boss try to stick a magnet to cardboard. FML

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MegaBear 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 13:32

Boss wasn't playing around. I did find it amusing and sad at the same time that they are my boss...

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EvilDoll 7

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:08

******* magnets, how do they work?

MyDixiNormous 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 12:11

Poor magnet will never live up to his expectations.

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imnotcraZ 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:33

let me guess her hair color!

alh303 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:40

I don't know what's worse, your boss is really that stupid or that he is the boss! (:

bubo_fml 10

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:22

This is a boon...Obviously, your boss is a dumb shit, so s/he probably won't notice if you add a couple zeros to your paycheck!

SincerelyPsych 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 0:48

seriously can you imagine Jim carrey in #3's pic saying "what a great boss" in that "condition" (not intended to go along with everyone elses "_"), that would be hilarious!

MrBigMeat_fml 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 2:08

ur boss is a genius lol

thepurplenurple 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 2:18

what a dip

princessari88 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 2:34

actually your boss is an idiot!!

yukon666 3

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:01

and this is called progress.

kenderrrr 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:04

uhm why is this an fml?

SamanthaaNicolee 18

Thursday 16 June 2011 3:40

i like this because it wass sooo lame that it made me laugh lmaoo

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