Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl...

By bluehairedfreakgirl - 01/06/2009 03:12 - United States

Today, I was walking down the sidewalk and heard a little girl ask her dad why I had blue hair. He said, "Sometimes drugs will make people do stupid things." FML

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Same thing different taste

Good question

By yeah why not - 06/04/2013 17:06 - Norway

Today, my dad had a little too much to drink. When he's that drunk, he likes to pepper me with a lot of random questions. He asked if I've ever tried hard drugs, and if I want to die. I answered no to both of the questions, and he demanded to know why not. FML

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By Black Cat 13 - 04/09/2010 06:52 - United States

Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML

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By f - 31/01/2011 05:47

Today, I was attacked by my dad because I got my hair dyed and he thought I was a robber. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2016 21:06 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I went to pick up my daughter from my dad's house. He'd shaved her head bald. "For a laugh." FML

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By laurencoc - 31/08/2015 22:50 - Australia - Perth

Today, I dyed my hair purple. I came out of the salon and a little girl walked past and said, "Wow, you look like a mermaid!", to which her mother quickly said, "No she doesn't, she looks like her parents don't love her." FML

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By Alex - 20/06/2014 22:05 - United Kingdom - Greenford

Today, my dad told me that I was conceived while he and my mother were high on LSD. He then stared into the distance, mumbled "Probably explains a few things" and chuckled to himself. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/04/2015 13:39 - United States - Columbus

Today, my dad sat me down and angrily accused me of doing drugs, all because he's noticed I've recently become a lot more energetic and emotional than usual. The truth is, I'd been smoking weed daily for 3 years and just decided to never smoke it again 2 weeks ago. FML

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By observant - 15/05/2012 14:24 - United States

Today, my mom was giving me a long lecture about being aware of my surroundings, because you never know what's out there. While she was talking, I noticed a drug deal going down in the Walmart parking lot. She didn't notice. FML

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By notastoner - 19/06/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I left early from a trashy dance and bought a soda at a Shell station. The clerk asked me if I had been smoking weed. When I replied, "No", he said, "You mean you always look like that?" FML

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By John LegoHair - 23/05/2019 00:09

Today, a little girl asked me if I was wearing a wig. It's my real hair. FML

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redbluegreen 40

Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Okay, the dad's an idiot. Nothing at all wrong with blue hair. Crayon coloured hair =/= Drug user

Juggalette_623 9

Monday 1 June 2009 12:04

Thats ****** up. I have green hair and I dont do drugs.

Comments

glamourful 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 11:06

i lol'd.. the dad is retarded tho. he totally just taught his kid to stereotype...

LA_Barbie 11

Thursday 4 June 2009 13:05

That guy is a judgemental conservative prick! I think blue hair is sexy ;)

koalakittens 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 20:02

Sometimes people do things because they are desperate for attention, and then they try to gain more attention by writing about the mundane goings on of their lives.

nicolew111 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 21:49

Haha! I have blue hair too! Oh, and to the asshole above me, if you don't want to read about the mundane events of other peoples lives, why the hell do you read FML? So you can bitch and moan about what other people write? Is this the only way YOU can get attention? I ******* hate when people only come on sights, and comment on threads just to be rude because they are miserable. Get a life, jerk.

alexevr1097 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 22:12

That would make sense considering u have BLUE hair

DrishelxFTxFyr3 0

Friday 5 June 2009 6:36

**** you racists, #'s 4 & 6. So the OP has blue hair. What's your point? OP: That really sucks. FYL.

GiannaxRevenge 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 8:18

Way to go freakshow. Just kidding. My hair's eight different colors; I look like Hayley Williams ****** a clown and then came on my head. Don't take it too seriously. People are ignorant.