By mac_miller55 - 31/07/2012 16:47 - United States - Lansdowne

Today, I was swimming with my friends at the local pool. My friend pushed me under, and as I came up for air, my hand stroked a hairy leg. It turns out I had caressed the leg of an old man who had been swimming laps. He spent the next half hour creepily smiling at me. FML
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videokid2000 10

Well you're obviously meant to be together.

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PuffDaddy395 3

That man probably hasn't had any action in months or years, and you just made his day. Take it as a compliment, a creepy, creepy, compliment.

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KingCeltic77 18

Age is just a number. Don't let it stand in the way of your love.

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janerose21 3

Gooood times unfortunately for him more !!

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jarmezzz 2

You are the one who creepily touched his leg first . . I don't blame him.

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Coldinside 12

Agreed. She probably made his day, no his year lol.

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coolbrony12 3

Call the cops on your so called, "friends".

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LappDance 16

And what exactly would (s)he say to the police?

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

At least it was just his leg you stroked!

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reject214 10

At least you didn't stroke something else!

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dirton89 7

Ya like Popsicles?? ;) lol

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