Love: Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently...

By Anonymous - 20/01/2015 11:04 - Australia - Blacktown

Today, I was playing Charades. My boyfriend, who I'd recently had a fight with, had trouble and just said his answer was the name of my celebrity twin. Nobody got it. He said "Really? It's Fat Bastard." Stunned silence followed, broken by a single "HAH." from my 'best friend'. FML

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By Embarrassed - 22/08/2013 04:40 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

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By kyyle - 11/01/2014 04:02 - United States - Chicago

Today, we were playing charades at school. My word was "head", so I pointed to my face. Nobody on my team got it. But they did guess, "Ugly?!" FML

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By fuglymug - 08/01/2016 21:48 - United States - Appleton

Today, I played charades with my girlfriend and her family. When it was her turn to act out a phrase, she simply walked to the center of the room and pointed to herself and then at me. It took less than 5 seconds for someone to correctly guess "Beauty and the Beast". FML

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By ajodasdojsad - 21/03/2015 15:12 - United Kingdom - Ewell

Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML

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By ImNotFat - 07/08/2013 06:04 - United States - Havertown

Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend and his friends. When I stood up, he told his friend "See, she's not a twig!" I jokingly replied with, "So I'm fat?" After a few seconds of silence, his friend yelled, "It's a trap!" and left the chat. FML

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By octoberrain - 10/10/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2013 00:12 - France - Bourges

Today, my boyfriend still won't talk to me, after I caused him the "worst embarrassment" of his life in front of his friends. What did I do wrong? I joined their conversation and ended up confusing the fictional characters of Gollum and Yoda with one another. FML

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By Terry - 13/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, my friend called to say my boyfriend was at a diner with another woman. I immediately went and caught them in a deep conversation. I slapped him and yelled "Who's this bitch!?" It turns out she's his half sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend beat me and my whole family at Scrabble using only rude words. Seriously, he got a double word on BUTTOCK, a triple letter on the X in SEX then finally got a double word and 50 points for using all his letters by turning the word IS into CLITORIS. FML

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Cool nickname

By nearsighted-ut - 26/09/2019 02:00

Today, I was watching TV when my older brother thought it would be funny to rip a bare-assed fart in my face before a shower. I looked up, only to see a brown blob on my glasses. My nickname is now "Shitfaced." FML

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Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:03

Hmmmm... Sounds like he just likes to be nasty. I wouldn't talk to him much anymore.

RoseBlack123 37

Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:05

How rude. I would dump him at that point. No matter how bad the fight, he shouldn't be saying shit like that

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purelymixed 17

Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:17

Watch out for those two

sstahpp 33

Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:21

NomeDMF 17

Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:22

Regardless if you guys just argued, your boyfriend should have much more respect for you. Even if he's angry with you, he shouldn't make jokes about you or try to hurt your feelings. Which to me, looks like he was trying to do.

buckdharma 37

Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:37

Tell him he's tiny, and that you've had bigger chunks of corn in your crap.

gintwinsmoore 20

Tuesday 20 January 2015 19:48

lmao!!!!

Sheepalicious 20

Tuesday 20 January 2015 20:04

Sounds like the best friend and boyfriend need to take a hike.

sstahpp 33

Tuesday 20 January 2015 20:31

Or to get a room.

kingsabbo 10

Tuesday 20 January 2015 20:04

from what I've heard most the men in Australia are assholes

Marie54321 19

Tuesday 20 January 2015 20:05

I'm pretty sure your best friend laughed because of how awkward the situation was, not because his "joke" was funny. Sorry OP, if I were you I would have slapped him across the face