By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML
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genius_man16 0

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

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orangerocker26 0

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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_itsmeeex1bitchz 0

bwahaha!! better get used to your kitten playin with them, im sure no one else will be.

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SoFreshAndYetDep 0

I agree, that's the only pussy that will come close to his nuts.

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johnnyramone 0

how was that a joke? you could have suffocated the poor thing.

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itsgen 16

wow! ur mean to kitties how the hell is that a joke? you must have some serious issues

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Imawhalerider 0

it was small enough to look like a mouse. YDI you gotta protect those yarn balls

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pwnrzero 0

wow hope you didnt have to go to the ER

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Masonator28 9

Yeah ow! But don't Dutch oven kitties

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Anderling 32

YDI. Don't screw around with cats. Them things are evil.

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voveraite 7

@7: I actually hope he can't, especially if there's any chance they'd inherit the amazing sense of fun their father has.

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FreedomFirst 0

LMAO! That is so awesome....

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headboarder 0

Something tells me he doesn't have those balls anymore >_>

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