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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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You deserved it 8 087

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 629

You deserved it 3 320

No more treats

By Fatty1970 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 267

You deserved it 20 062

By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

I agree, your life sucks 131 228

You deserved it 8 915

By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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You deserved it 8 737

Backhanded

By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 175

You deserved it 932

By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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You deserved it 3 974

Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 054

By lilsis - 31/01/2010 05:38 - Australia

Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her no not really. Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML

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You deserved it 3 784

By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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You deserved it 4 990

By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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You deserved it 3 798

DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:49

They make fat kid diapers?

lich_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:48

What is it with moms these days? jeez.

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z_simon_44 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:54

lol at #59 9 pounds... lol i could have eaten u as a baby. When I was born i was 11 and a half pounds, hospital didn't have diapers large enough for my fat ass. so suck it OP

mils_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:37

pics. we need pics

lowcapacityx 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 4:48

Well as long as you have a better personality. Your sister describing herself as skinny and beautiful doesn't really make her come off attractive at all. Drug her food with the stuff at GMC that supposedly makes you bulk up. :D

giggity0giggity 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:01

has it occured to anyone here that fat babies come from mediocre parenting? actually, no, that's not always true. if ur naturally a fat baby, its genes. but sometimes its the parents fault and they feed the kid too much, and ¡voi la! fat baby. I was a fat baby... momma fed me a whole bagel for breakfast every day. now I'm 6'1", 290.... and damn proud.

ElNegroHombre 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:06

Ha! That's hilarious! Sucks for you though.

305alive 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:16

ur mother is prob 400 pound *****. ur sis prob has a penis

zombie_pie 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 7:47

ha!

abetterday 4

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:20

what does ftw mean?

lisamarie048 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:30

For the win.

abetterday 4

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:40

ohh got it lol thanks

lisamarie048 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:32

I don't see how this is an FML. Ever heard of "baby fat"?

giggity0giggity 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:39

@305alive: as a matter of fact, my mother died of breast cancer a year ago, and my sister now has leukemia. I hope your happy, asshole. ******* TROLL

cherry_blossom 0

Friday 24 July 2009 17:35

calm yourself, sir. He was talking to the OP, not you.

madame_malfoy 4

Tuesday 21 July 2009 5:50

this is getting deranged, i was the tallest baby out of them all at 22" andi was a skinny little thing, and i put on baby fat like crazy fast...i almost died of some kind pf poisoning at 3 months buti was perfectly fine because they said I was such a healthy baby, I think the only skinny babies I've ever seen were on third world starving child documentaries