Love: Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN....

By LasagnaRawks - 14/10/2009 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

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You deserved it 38 406

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Same thing different taste

By loser - 20/07/2009 22:39 - Canada

Today, I was testing out my new webcam on an msn Video Call with a friend I hadn't seen in a while. In an attempt to look cool, I pretended to have a very interesting phone conversation. Later I found out my webcam has a mic. She "heard" the whole thing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 387

You deserved it 69 433

Foiled plan

By fazzems - 07/08/2009 03:10 - Canada

Today, I had a video call with a couple of old friends, but the conversation sort of got boring, so I started mouthing words so they'd think the connection was bad and end the awkwardness. Then, as soon as they hung up the call, I realized I'd left my music on in the background the whole time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 622

You deserved it 70 934

By Anonymous - 30/08/2010 23:25 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to play my friends the demo CD that I've spent all summer recording. I didn't tell them it was me. Not even 10 seconds into the first song, my best friend asked me to turn it off because it sucked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 604

You deserved it 6 664

America's got talent

By Anonymous - 30/08/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 100

You deserved it 411

By Piano999 - 21/02/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 399

You deserved it 62 256

By Scumbagmemory - 22/01/2012 04:17 - United States

Today, I was texting a guy that one of my friends told me about. She gave me his number and told me about how he was deaf. Three hours into great conversation I forgot and asked him what his favorite music was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 403

You deserved it 11 696

Definitely done that

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 04:00

Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML

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You deserved it 1 192

Lonely time

By talker - 14/11/2012 06:14 - United States - Middletown

Today, I discovered both how much I really talk to myself when I'm drinking alone and how thin the walls of my apartment are. I heard my own slurred voice coming from my neighbor's apartment. They had recorded me and made a mixtape of some of the more interesting things I had said. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 555

You deserved it 23 071

By Em - 15/10/2009 06:12 - France

Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 350

You deserved it 3 636

Focus group

By Jay - 10/04/2009 14:41 - Germany

Today, my mate came over wanting me to listen to a new music CD he got. It was by some unknown band, and at the end he asked me what I thought, and I said it was ok but the lead singer couldn't sing even if his life depended on it. Turns out my mate's the lead singer, and it was his own band. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 346

You deserved it 43 172

dailyprophet 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:08

aw! that's cute

megamouth2 1

Thursday 15 October 2009 1:12

lmao, you just made my day! I used to do EXACTLY the same thing! And I agree with number one. It is kinda cute!

Comments

robert000ooo 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 5:32

YDI, try a real means of communication, bitch.

Towelie_31 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 6:02

How can u help but like a girl who does that? OP that's awsom, **** the haters.

Towelie_31 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 6:04

How can u help but like a girl who does that? OP let me know if you need any guests on ur show

Towelie_31 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 6:08

How can u help but like a girl who does that? OP ur ****** awsom

ladiesman14 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 6:32

i think im going to outback steakhouse to ask them what this fml means. cause i dont get it.

heartofglass 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:04

You know they serve American cuisine, right? The only thing "Australian" about that place is the decor.

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 7:27

YDI for filesharing. Once you find out, you're going to sue your arse for copyright infringement.

Subjectzero 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:11

if he's worth it he will laugh it off, call it cute and move on.

otakuzakku 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:17

as an australian, YDI.

Ranajet 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 8:57

Ninjaface- You idiot, the file most obviously belonged to the person who shared it. Get your facts straight. And as another Australian, I agree, you deserved it.

braziliangirl777 0

Thursday 15 October 2009 11:05

Ninjaface was clearly trying to be funny. He said once she found out she was sharing her own file she'd sue herself, get it? Get it??

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Thursday 15 October 2009 9:10

YDI for thinking it's amusing to fake an accent. This is NEVER cute, EVER. I don't care if you're pulling a Life of Pi in the middle of the ocean-- just don't do it.