By Anonymous - 21/12/2012 17:24 - United States - Newnan

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Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML
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Same thing different taste

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buckdharma 37

First you knead it, then you toss it around. When fully sauced you sprinkle it with cheese. Then you order a pizza.

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howdeedoo 22

I don't think that's what OP was getting turned on by....

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I love a good pizza face on a girl, ooh baby.

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tsent8 15

Mmmhm yeah now grate that cheese nice and slow mhmm yeah now put your sausage in it. Oh yeah this ones a meat lovers.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

If you watch both **** and cooking shows, they actually use the same camera and lighting techniques for both genres. The term "food ****" isn't entirely off the mark.

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Mister_Triangle 21

That's because lighting for film and photography in general is pretty standardized.

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CynicalWolf 9

Awee yeah! Get all that sauce! Rub your sausage in it!

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wagne057 6

I don't blame you, all the juicy pepperoni pleasing your taste buds, thick and succulent sausage, creamy tomato sauce, the warm, stringy mozzarella cheese that leaves you salivating for more, what's not to get turned on by?

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onorexveritas 23

atleast you didn't write a love letter describing tacos

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kai_li 8

Says the person with a cupcake as their pic. Hey I can relate, making and eating food is extremely pleasurable. Sex is great, but when my normally grouchy man has a huge grin because of the meal I made, that's pretty awesome too.

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