Intimacy: Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend....

By anonymous - 06/03/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection and I decided to take a picture to send her. As soon as my camera phone clicked, my mom walked in. You can see my mom in the picture screaming at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2019 00:14

Today, I was touching myself in my room. Just as I hit the climax, my mom walked in because she heard me making noises and thought I was having a nightmare. FML

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By ruffrider - 05/02/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML

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Late reaction

By fuck - 22/01/2020 14:00 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, I was masturbating in my bedroom, when suddenly, my mom opened the door and walked in with guests. I didn't react quick enough. FML

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Mind your own business

By Crazy Mom - 10/06/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML

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By Cynical - 30/03/2009 03:49 - United States

Today, I was in my room with the door locked and my mom knocked on the door. I said "don't come in, i'm naked!" She said "That's okay!" so she unlocked the door and walked in. I was masturbating. FML

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Mom gets some

By not a photographer - 21/06/2020 08:08

Today, my mom asked me to take a picture of her and a friend before they went out to dinner. I was getting ready to take the picture when I noticed the box showing the most recent picture. It was a nude. Of my mom. FML

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By Diogo Filipe de Almeida - 29/07/2018 06:00

Today, I was jerking off at 2am when a giant, thumb-sized cockroach came flying across my room, prompting me to scream pretty loudly. My mom then came into my room worried, only to find me naked on top of the couch, screaming like a little girl. I still had an erection. FML

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Keep your wits about you

By Rawr - 30/12/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was really horny after some dirty texts from my boyfriend. Since everyone seemed to be sleeping, I closed my eyes and started to touch myself. I was really close to climaxing when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with my mother staring at me as I was masturbating. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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Spyware

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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Aert1ok995 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 15:53

hahahahaha

Talksyic 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 16:00

This is what happens when you give an idiot any form of technology that has a camera on it.

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JayyAmazingg 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 3:44

Ewwwwwwww, hope your girlfriend likes it. Lmao.

MidgetMonster 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:06

now that's a candid photo

jebby011 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:07

your mom may have screamed because your massive boner was probably the size of a tic tac full erect she thought you were a girl.. just a theory

ke59100 1

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:58

haha I literally loled lol @ 80 for family guy references :)

Trixies100 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 5:17

hahahaha ewwwww I bet she was think "well it's bigger than I thought"

kabukigirl77_fml 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 5:54

hahahaha that's the best

J0yce 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 6:23

Forward it to me! JKLOLXD

sdfan1995 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 7:22

that's supa hot sexy

turtle82796 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 7:32

ydi for taking a ****** nasty pic of ur erection ass. I'm a girl and I would throw up if my bf sent me that..

SuiGeneris01 2

Sunday 7 March 2010 7:39

did you still send it to her?

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