By EpicUsername - 11/03/2010 01:14 - United States

Today, I was eating a hotdog. My huge Siberian Husky, upon becoming aware of this, jumped up on me. He forced his tongue into my mouth and ate the food I was in the middle of eating. FML
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EpicUsername 0

I probably should have stated in the OP that I've only had my dog for 2 months, and upon receiving him, he was immediately signed up for obedience training. In fact, he graduated last Monday.

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defaultusername 0

YDI for eating that hot dog so seductively.

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flufffypants 0

Never buy flavored xondomns and go near that dog

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Linka_fml 0

Train your dog jeez, make it your slave. "Would you kindly, STOP MAKING OUT WITH ME."

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SerenaChaos805 0

#42.. lol i thought the same thing :P

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Fminetoo 0

Everytime you have intimate relations with an animal, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.

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Smilzen 0

OR...you only have intimate relations with kittens, and let God take care of the witnesses.

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ilovewhoppers 0

WTF were u smoking * snickerdoodles* and that really sucks cuz I just joined this and I sorta wanted to be friends even if u r a douce bag at all times I could have gotten passed that

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ilovewhoppers 0

oh and before u say anything about my name make sure ur name is at least half good.... wow u just got another person to hate u, good for you:)

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cdunning 0

Fyl for dog makeout session. Win because you have a Siberian husky :).

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Fminetoo 0

German Shepards > Siberian Husky American Pitbull Terrier > Siberian Husky Hamster > Siberian Husky Ive had all of the above animals, and the Husky we had was rescued from the pound. Never could get that dog to break down and be obedient. No more Huskys, ever. : P

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metrockick10 0

Your fault for allowing your husky to become the alpha instead of you. We have a one year old Siberian Husky. You should have tried obedience classes because she's very well trained and well behaved and would never do anything like this. She might be interested in people food, but she always lays down under the table while we're eating dinner and watches us intently instead of leaping into our laps. There are no bad dogs, only bad owners.

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zzyxer 0

thats like saying there are no bad children, only bad parents

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Link5794 18

Maltese > all of the above They are easily overpowered, but they will still act five times their size. In other words, they're basically tiny big dogs.

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woofypoms 0

YDI for having a crappily trained dog.

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ilovewhoppers 0

I lone burger , sucks there sift clchichi boom wooeowowoeowowo I put CHEEse ON EVERYTHING

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ilovewhoppers 0

ahhhhhh no one comment s I wanted to bed populart

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