Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off,...

By ouchers - 11/06/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 1:26

That's because you are clearly a bad person.

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_Could_Be_Worse 11

Wednesday 27 May 2015 2:26

Seriously, what happened for you to scream at her, and in public, god damn that's really rude.

Skylarconner 14

Saturday 6 June 2015 17:11

and you deserved it :)

morgankimberlyyy 14

Thursday 11 June 2015 16:57

Respect your parents. YDI.

dwsiddall 5

Thursday 2 July 2015 13:48

You're clearly a selfish brat....and yet you feel like people should feel sorry for you.

ChrisMora 16

Tuesday 21 July 2015 4:08

Idiot

NLM22 14

Wednesday 22 July 2015 5:33

may the force be with you......NOT!!

THEDUDE1553566 24

Friday 7 August 2015 3:38

Says the dude who can't spell...I agree she was being a bitch but come on #734

BooBooKittyF11 21

Monday 2 November 2015 12:00

shouldn't be rude to your parents

tommyh92 15

Wednesday 2 December 2015 15:47

You deserved it.

Daniven36 12

Wednesday 20 January 2016 14:36

**** you

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