Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man...

By Anonymous - 19/05/2012 02:35 - United States

Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML

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By dontrapeme - 26/09/2012 10:30 - United States

Today, while at the gym, a very large man walked over to me and said, "I like wearing all orange to the gym." Not wanting to be rude, I asked why. He looks me up and down and said, "It reminds me of prison." I think I'm going to be jumped. FML

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By gtfb1993 - 02/12/2011 22:21 - Canada

Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML

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Smooth move

By nicole - 27/05/2011 20:52 - United States

Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML

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By banana - 04/02/2009 20:20 - United States

Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML

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Commando

By Bareital - 03/12/2020 04:01 - United Kingdom

Today, the same day I decided to stubbornly go commando because my lazy boyfriend hasn’t taken his turn to do our laundry in 4 days was also the day I split my shorts squatting down to pick up my bag at the bus stop. Ten strangers saw my bare asscrack, and two teenagers started cat calling me for my butt tattoo. FML

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We're the main characters

By GymHunky - 03/11/2021 11:00

Today, at the gym, a very attractive lady was working out in front of me, wearing tiny shorts that left zero to the imagination. I kept trying to avert my gaze, until her extremely buff boyfriend came over and threatened me. My crime? I wasn’t checking out his girl enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 20:54 - Denmark

Today, I was at a bar. A fat guy looks at me for a while and sits down next to me. He turns and I expect that he'll hit on me. He then buttons down his shirt, presses his man boobs together and say to his friends “Look, I’ve got bigger tits than than the girl next to me!" His friends agreed. FML

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Love Will Tear our T-shirt Apart

By Jeremy - 12/06/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I did my laundry at a laundromat. When I came back to get my clothes, I found an elderly man wearing my favorite Joy Division t-shirt, and he refused to give it back because he said it was his. I spent a few minutes arguing with him, before realizing I had grabbed someone else's clothes too. FML

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Scurry away

By Philomena87 - 19/08/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML

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By sofargone420 - 29/07/2011 14:27 - United States

Today, I was in a restroom sitting on the toilet, when the guy right next to me noticed my AC/DC boxers around my ankles and started to sing "Back in Black." FML

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Dweron93 5

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:13

Don't drop the soap

ImTheAlpha 30

Saturday 19 May 2012 6:19

One of my exes was made into a prison bitch... NOT a pleasant experience.

Comments

RogueJedi14 1

Saturday 19 May 2012 20:28

Better hope he gets rec time in the yard before he comes to your house

Final784 0

Saturday 19 May 2012 20:49

Too funny haha

mhopper 13

Saturday 19 May 2012 21:50

Butseks!!!

TormundGiantBane 3

Saturday 19 May 2012 22:17

"And you remind me of the guy I shot!"

Calyx_fml 21

Saturday 19 May 2012 22:43

Did you get his number?

msilikegrapes 8

Sunday 20 May 2012 7:18

a compliment is a compliment no matter how weird

Omnomnomnivore 10

Sunday 20 May 2012 15:55

It sounds like he was just trying to **** with you

RKD 23

Monday 21 May 2012 2:24

Sounds like you need to find another laundrymat!

Emporer_416 6

Monday 21 May 2012 5:37

this is why i dont go to the laundromat: creep ass people

benw714 1

Monday 21 May 2012 6:45

first of all, there is nothing wrong with tattoos, nor what you so ignorantly call "wife-beaters." second of all, just because someone makes you feel uncomfortable, does not give you the right to immediately judge them. finally, just because he made that statement does not indicate that he had any intention of physically harming you. how about you grow a pair and stop posting your pathetic, immature, and ignorant comments online.