Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo....

By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

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By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By jentea - 05/09/2010 02:22 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML

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airforce987 20

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:09

I guess you made a good FIRST impression!

DGross 8

Saturday 13 March 2010 20:12

Now that's just awkward... next time "loo"k before you leak... Imagine if he got a boner... FYL indeed

Comments

Fully_fml 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:08

YDI for saying ajar and loo.

heartsongs27 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:22

That's a terrible reason to deserve it...

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 5:58

So she deserves it for being English and speaking English? Brilliant.

GanjAxZermA 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:19

wow, that is really awkard for you and him, and are you gonna to be going to ur boyfriend house anytime soon??

amayasoma 19

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:23

You should have knocked even if it was ajar. There are some bathrooms that don't have windows and require the light to be on. My bathroom is like that. Google is a person's best friend. I had no idea what loo was but I guessed and then looked to see if my guess was right. Ajar should be common knowledge though. O.o

Ritika 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:24

awkard

cowcowkrm 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:29

sirjamie girls don't do that...=]

letmeinplease 0

Saturday 13 March 2010 22:49

This is proof that American's don't speak real English :p

koco4 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 0:15

Neither do you, it's "Americans", not American's.

SeedlessMe 13

Sunday 14 March 2010 1:59

Hahahha wow. This whole string of comments is making me (even more) ashamed of our country... Really people? Please learn your own language.. It may help fight that silly 'dumb American' rumor >;-)