By thisblows - 11/04/2009 20:42 - United States

Today, I was at a professional hockey game. I wasn't paying attention and a puck was shot into the stands and hit me in the face. My mouth was bleeding and I lost two teeth. As I was trying to cough up my teeth the old man next to me shoved me over and stole the puck. Everyone cheered. FML
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luigi23_fml 0

that sucks you should have punched him

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Sens_fan9 0

Stupid old man. Should have nailed him in the mouth and taken the puck. See how many cheers you would have gotten...

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Hockeylover87_71 0

YDI for not paying attention, hockey is too great to miss even a fraction of a second of the action. the guy next to you? he was the real fan

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tatumtot104 0

the same thing happened to me... except i got hit the back of the head while telling the little girl behind me to stop kicking my seat. she then took the puck.

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alfalfalaffa 17

hey just think about it this way: he might loose the puck, but your mouth damage will last forever!

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txtrphyhnter 0

this is a fake

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ladyvader401 5

Love this illustration! lol

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Sun_Kissed18 25

I love the twist with the drawing! haha very unique

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I_Deserved_It 10

By the looks of the illustration, Canes vs. Oilers? They didn't play that week. Could've also been the Charlotte Checkers, since the OP would likely have stated that it was an NHL game if it was an NHL game. Maybe I'm over-analyzing this FML. Great illustration 'tho. Glad to see an illustrated hockey FML.

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TargetTango 0

lmfao people calling this fake, the glass around the rink is only 10 feet high, and the netting is only at the rink's ends. It isn't uncommon. And yeah some over analysis but the Hurricanes were playing in Florida on November 4th, and in New Jersey on April 11th.

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I_Deserved_It 10

FML uses mm/dd/yyyy. So yeah, New Jersey. An FML most likely wouldn't go up the day of the game, since most games are in the evening. Could've been the game vs. Buffalo 2 nights before, or a lower-level professional league.

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JoanNeko13 0

whoa! i've been hit in the face by a lot a things, but never that! FYL dudette. Hope you got better.

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