Animals: Today, I was all set and ready to get some sleep before a double... - FML

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By HappyItalian - 20/07/2017 10:52

Today, I was all set and ready to get some sleep before a double shift starting in the early morning, where I'll be training someone at a very demanding job. I let my dog out to pee quickly and, of course, she picks this morning to attack a skunk and get sprayed. Looks like no sleep for me. FML

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 27 July 2017 20:44

Baking soda and plain blue dawn tends to get skunk spray off of dogs- had to do it three times with my dog because a skunk kept trying to move into our yard. They also have products for getting rid of skunk spray without having to bathe your animal at most per supply stores nowadays. It doesn't help now, but if it doesn't expire, maybe get some and keep it in the house.

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GhostFox 33

Thursday 27 July 2017 20:44

Baking soda and plain blue dawn tends to get skunk spray off of dogs- had to do it three times with my dog because a skunk kept trying to move into our yard. They also have products for getting rid of skunk spray without having to bathe your animal at most per supply stores nowadays. It doesn't help now, but if it doesn't expire, maybe get some and keep it in the house.

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