Intimacy: Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local...

By Khrixas_069 - 18/06/2011 07:10 - United States

Today, I was about to make love to my girlfriend at the local park when a cop caught us. I had to give him our information and hold a conversation with "Fire and Ice" lubricant on my penis. FML

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You deserved it 58 716

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Kinda sus

By kmf - 10/08/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to get hot and heavy in my truck at our favorite park. We started going at it and we were both butt naked when I saw a car pull into the lot. Not only was it a cop car, but the first thing the cop asked my girlfriend was, "Are you being held against your will?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 180

You deserved it 14 408

By loveade11 - 12/01/2010 19:28 - France

Today, a police officer caught my girlfriend and me having sex. The officer was my dad, and we were butt naked in his new Ford Expedition. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 729

You deserved it 35 669

Caught red-handed

By Anonymous - 30/11/2020 20:04

Today, my girlfriend and I got busted by the cops having sex in a dark parking lot near the beach. As if that wasn't bad enough, as I was trying to talk my way out of a ticket, one of the cops peeks into the car window and I hear my girlfriend awkwardly giggle and say, "Hi daddy." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 858

You deserved it 750

Straight to jail

By Miss bad decisions - 03/11/2023 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted having public sex. In desperation, I promised the officer he could fuck me if he let us go. Now I've got an extra charge and probably an ex-boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 82

You deserved it 1 090

By T-Guy - 03/07/2011 03:01 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 296

You deserved it 51 023

Hello hello hello

By Bonnie and Clyde - 08/05/2015 02:18 - United States - Humble

Today, my boyfriend and I got busted by a cop for having sex in his car. When the cop sent us on our way, we went home and the garage was open, so we called the cops thinking someone was in the home. No one was in the house, and we got the same cop. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 166

You deserved it 9 392

By suzanneallen - 11/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were fooling around in his car when things got hot and heavy and we decided to climb in the back. After we finished we started to put our clothes back just as a someone's brights flooded into the car. It was a cop, and he had been there the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 137

You deserved it 41 000

Adventure time

By Spice gone wrong - 31/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, my normally very unadventurous girlfriend decided she wanted to have public sex. We were naked in the back of her car when she saw someone in the distance, had a panic attack, and started screaming uncontrollably. I got arrested because a cop heard the screams and thought I was attacking her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 748

You deserved it 178

Hands on the wheel

By Username - 05/10/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 985

You deserved it 12 670

By skinny dipper - 21/10/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 066

You deserved it 12 777

Iamnotmyself 17

Saturday 18 June 2011 16:14

Looks like this conversation wasn't too "hot" or too "cool"

Luciens19 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 16:15

Feel the burn!!! ha

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dirtydancer 0

Monday 20 June 2011 5:30

AWKWARD!!!!!!

TrApStArErA 0

Monday 20 June 2011 11:43

cockblock haha and a burn

lilangel93 0

Monday 20 June 2011 12:42

local park? wtf? ever think kids could be there?

MasterShake1100 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 14:06

it's true kids get traumatized from things like that.. how do you think little children like Justin beiber!!? BURN!! lmfao

JPEG7 12

Monday 20 June 2011 20:20

lol i can see it now. you just standing there, your knee's trembling like you've gotta pee. and that look on your face like "oh sh**!"

sportsnut44 3

Monday 20 June 2011 21:42

haha been there done that!

bh173 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 6:05

YDI for thinking it's okay to have sex in public.. what if a child walked by? this sounds like *******, not making love. big difference.

LittleSaraa 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 22:11

YDI. That's Just Gross Especially When Ihts In Public. That Just Doesn't Go. You Two Must've Been Desperate. My Boyfriend Tried Doing That To Me In A Park Too But I Just Took Him Too My House. I Wouldn't Want Little Kihds Looking At Us Saying "Look Mommy That Boy Has A Snake Coming Out His Pants & Ihts Throwing Up." Ha No Thanks!