By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML
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Same thing different taste

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at least it wasnt a weedwacker attached to the door

Keep scissors away from your fun places. You might accidentally cut something.

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Lol it's your goddamn pubic hair, you do what you want with it. There is nothing more of a turn-off than someone whinging about hair down there. It's so unmanly and childish. And GTFO with all this basic hygiene rubbish. It's nothing more than fashion and preference. Your boyfriend should accept you as you are or jog off tbh.

testing_fml 0

WOW! Considering that razors are used for short hair and scissors for really longer hair, you should definitely take that advise. Girl, we're not in the eighties anymore. How f***ing long is your hair down there? Personally, I think you have the right to choose your hairstyle down there...but at a certain length this is no matter of personal taste, it's a matter of hygiene! Everything beyond that length is just disgusting from a hygienic point of view.

testing_fml 0

PS: Nothing is more disgusting than a big bunch of long hair dipped with body fluids. You should take your boyfriends advice anyway, since otherwise he will (!) lose interest in sex with you...

Haha what is this, the 60s? Prevent crabs, make oral sex nicer, and stop smelling like an asshole by shaving your jibblies and your problems will be solved.

Such a dumb debate. Pubic hair is perfectly natural, no matter the length or style. As far as the hygiene comments, wtf! All you have to do is take a shower and it's cool. Geez. I like females, and I like the bush. I think it's sexy, in all honesty.

At least trim, and ask him to do the same. No razor burn and much more hygenic. And since when has someone's lover asking a favor of them been a automatic "dump him"?

What the shit. Is he a ******* wigger? Why would he say "thang"?

KFabery 0

He should give you a razor. Pubic hair - all body hair, in fact - is gross. It has nothing to do with looking young, and has everything to do with the hair being coarse and smelly and just visually unappealing.

There is a difference between trimming and shaving...and if her boyfriend meant shaving and not trimming, that's just wrong. Shaving the ****** can cause more harm than good (how would you like to be cut down there?) And guys, please don't compare your face to the skin "down under," it's WAY more sensitive. There's a reason why we prefer oral sex and not just face-licking. I totally agree that ANYONE, guys and girls alike, should keep themselves well trimmed for hygienic reason (and yes, to make it more appealing for our partners to perform oral sex on). But shaving? I don't think so.