By Anonymous - 14/08/2014 04:38 - France

Today, I took part in a raffle that was being organised in the small countryside village where I'm vacationing. I live in big city. I won a duck. A real, live duck. FML
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n3rdzgotskillz 29

Have you not watched Friends? You'll be fine, just buy a baby chick so it has a friend.

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SoulReaper8858 2

hey, some people didn't even get a duck. be thankful :p

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Gazpacho 4

I dunno about you but I love ducks so I would love that.

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secretagentchick 5

I see no downside to this. You won a raffle. The prize was A DUCK!! Count your blessings, I've been begging for a duck for years.

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toiletgod 15

Find someone in Podunk with a smoker...mmmmmm.

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TooGayToComeOut 7

People who live in "The Big City" don't usually refer to it as The Big City.

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ladymunchkin742 11

Get a chick and mat lablanc and you're all set

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Saraishi 25

My parents gave me two ducks when i was kid since i loved them so much. The white ones can be left in the open but if they gave you a mallard be careful, they migrate. One day they are in your backyard, the other they are gone.

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shamrock411 1

it's not a duck. it's an Argentinan racing pigeon

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