Love: Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got...

get a better guy. at least u still have a life to live. he is going to be paying child support and watching this kid u can go and do whatever u want. get a hotter guy

Kiki19968 0

Friday 8 July 2011 15:14

Thts bs

Kiki19968 0

Friday 8 July 2011 15:16

Abortion is like m.urder how can u k.ill something thts gonna be so cute

Blondebabygirl12 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 11:00

better her then you

vickiejiang1990 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 17:58

once a geeky horney dude always a horney a hole

schubacca 0

Friday 22 July 2011 23:33

u should move

koolkat27 13

Saturday 23 July 2011 9:14

Ouch:(

TIMTHOMAS30 0

Sunday 24 July 2011 1:47

hahahahahahahahaaa!!!!!!!!!

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Today, I was eager to learn how to use chopsticks, as I was in a nice Chinese restaurant and had ordered noodles. As I was visibly struggling to eat, the server brought me a fork. When I reached for it, I flicked a noodle into a lady's soup at the next table. FML

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Today, I went for a long hike in the woods, just me and my best friend, a Tibetan Mastiff called Flea. While trying to take a selfie with a beautiful view as a backdrop, I tripped over one of her huge paws, rolled down a hill, and landed in a pile of what I hope was just mud. FML

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Today, I left 20 minutes early for school to get a good seat in class. I sat in traffic for 20 minutes before I even got on the thruway and for another 25 minutes once I got off the exit for school. Then I couldn't find parking at my university. I missed class. FML

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Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

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Today, I was eating whilst driving. I tried to stop sauce from spilling on the console and instead smashed into a parked car. FML

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Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML

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