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By what did I do? - 15/10/2015 19:30 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2011 05:38 - Canada

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/02/2024 05:00 - United States - Maryland Heights

Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML

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By gutted - 07/05/2012 02:13 - United Kingdom

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She promptly had a panic attack and screamed, "No!" FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/10/2017 08:00 - United States - Park City

Today, I proposed. She immediately said no and then broke up with me. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Well that didn't work - 08/04/2025 06:00 - United States - Edison

Today, on the advice of several friends, I tried to de-escalate a stupid argument with my fiancée by kissing her. She slapped me senseless and whooped my ass up and down the house until I escaped to the car. FML

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By Time for a divorce, I think - 29/03/2025 21:00 - United States - Edison

Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML

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Steephx0 23

Friday 16 October 2015 1:34

We definitely need to hear more of this... How long have you been going out for?

Emmaray 16

Friday 16 October 2015 1:37

Oh no. Sounds like you two definitely weren't on the same page in one way or another... how long had you been in a relationship?

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worldclassrager 39

Friday 16 October 2015 3:44

This needs a follow up...

redframed 12

Friday 16 October 2015 4:16

my guess: she expected to be asked differently.

LetMeSleepPlease 23

Friday 16 October 2015 4:21

Did you propose in a public place? Did you not discuss the possibility of marriage with her prior? I'm not defending her actions but it might be beneficial to be retrospective.

summer4me 25

Friday 16 October 2015 4:26

Please follow up! I don't understand why she would react like this unless there was something happening behind the scenes

redhead_sprhro 10

Friday 16 October 2015 4:32

Gotta wait more than a week bud

sassypenguinxox 15

Friday 16 October 2015 4:40

Well that escalated quickly. Either you both haven't been dating long, she panicked, or she thought you were playing cruel joke on her

doge_ram 16

Friday 16 October 2015 4:41

i hope you aren't that creep in the other fml who proposed after a week :P FYL

ThatHorse 15

Friday 16 October 2015 4:45

Have you guys ever even discussed marriage in the past?

bnbhimp 10

Friday 16 October 2015 4:51

Well obviously you did it wrong!!!

duduv2 20

Friday 16 October 2015 4:53

women am I right lol all kidding aside sorry OP

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