Holidays: Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat...

By Kolpall - 15/08/2015 10:22 - Tunisia

Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside in the garden. At 3 a.m., I’m awoken by something licking my face. A dog? A camel. A camel! FML

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Zeenaboo 4

Friday 13 May 2016 19:04

Sounds like a fun story to take home. Win all arguments with, "But did you get licked by a camel at 3 am. No, so case closed."

science-teacher 15

Saturday 14 May 2016 15:41

You should have used better 'camel-flauge'

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Bragi 12

Sunday 15 May 2016 3:47

And...?

dashes 3

Sunday 15 May 2016 4:44

dude that sounds awesome. now get off the internet and go explore

Wurby 8

Sunday 15 May 2016 5:41

Fyl? No. That's AWESOME.

KillMePlsKThx 7

Sunday 15 May 2016 6:08

Could've been worse, seriously, imagine if it were a wolf or something. Scary stuff.

musicman_amit 20

Monday 16 May 2016 4:36

did you at least boop his nose to reciprocate his love towards you ?

tzimtzee 3

Monday 16 May 2016 7:47

Camel: "mmmm a delicious human salt lick!" You: "AAAAAAABLBBLBLALALBL"

bad_boyfriend 10

Monday 16 May 2016 15:56

I don't really understand what you're bitching about. You slept under the stars in Tunisia and a made a camel buddy. Sounds like an awesome story.

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