Work: Today, as a waiter, I was bringing drinks to a table that included... - FML

By dangerwaiter - 19/06/2017 14:49

Today, as a waiter, I was bringing drinks to a table that included a 3-month-old baby. I accidentally spilled a beer on the baby. FML

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Tiny Terror 19

Saturday 17 June 2017 16:42

Hi, I submitted this FML. I'm not the waiter, but I was part of the table he was serving. It was my sister's baby and while she was upset, by the end of the dinner she realized mistakes happen. We just changed the baby, cleaned/wiped things up and had to do some laundry that night!

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Tripartita 44

Saturday 17 June 2017 3:02

Holy shit! First beer at three months? That kid's gonna be a ******* legend!

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 17 June 2017 2:36

I hope you carded him before you served him alcohol.

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Amiculay 6

Wednesday 21 June 2017 15:51

but why say as the waiter you did that

Samuel_1210 3

Saturday 24 June 2017 19:01

Dude saw this before don't copy things man. This isn't iFunny

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