By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States
By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States
this is the best FML ever!!!! toooo ****** hilarious
twll your dad about it!
and you didn't get it on video?!?!
LOL 644, so win
casually mention when with the family (including her) are there something like "I had to throw my toothbrush away this morning, it had this weird bacteria on it and would have given me a nasty skin disease that would scar me for life... luckily I haven't touched anywhere else with it cause that would be horrible and probably get infected and It could cause serious problems" or something like that
is your sister hot??
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go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.
If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!