By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
I agree, your life sucks 822
You deserved it 64
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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BRIDESHEAD 0

Oh well, she probably used the non bristle end, don't worry about it.

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livin_leqacyxOx 0

No offense but your sister is seriously ****** up; that's extrmemly disgusting. Eww. Get a new toothbrush and NEVER use those electric ones, or tell your sister to get her own. That's..... horrible. omg.

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dahliabee 0

oh god... that sucks. i'm sorry dude. i hope you got a new toothbrush!! :)

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GodofRandom 0

1). Take the toothbrush and beat her over the head with it. 2). Threaten to tell the parents to make her buy a new toothbrush. Electrics ain't cheap. 3). Use post #6.

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Smorf 0

Hahahahaha! That's an awesome evil plan. Bravo!

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hiyaimmegz 0

eewewewewew what kind of sister does that? she should've at least bought her own :P

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MasterModeraor 0

so you took your dog around her block and had some animal incest while you shoved your electirc toothbrush up her ass? damn... kids these days....

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MasterModeraor 0

Looks like you have some damn good smelling breath from now on

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Regenbogen 0

#57, ouchie! i feel pain just thinking about it XD

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