By misc - 10/02/2009 23:06 - United States

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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
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haleyashton 0

go buy a new toothbrush with replaceable heads. brush your teeth until the original one is used beyond reason. then put a new one on it. then MAYBE your moth will be sanitary. god it's like you've been going down on your sister twice a day. ewww. incest via toothbrush.

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deeznutzismine 0

If you had a normal regular toothbrush you wouldn't have this problem. Switch tooth brushes and buy the girl a vibrator. Problem solved. Or - what the guy above me said. Brilliant!

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sockpuppets 1

Don't day a word.. Go find that cheap crackhead hooker on east 3rd and main who's vag secretions could strip rust off of the hull of a Russian icebreaker, get her to twiddle herself with it.. Slam some hot sauce on that shit and just leave it

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horseychickidee 19

it does feel good I have a toothbrush that I bought formasturbation lol

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Kittencake4 9

Buy a new one and make your sister pay for it

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beyonds 10

Time to get a new tooth brush

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silentmap 15

sit her down give her 40$ and tell her tp get a vibrator...

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