Miscellaneous: Today, I hate my distant visiting family so much that after work... - FML

By Labro9 - 07/01/2016 08:15 - Australia - Perth

Today, I hate my distant visiting family so much that after work I take a detour and sit in my car on an adjacent street, contemplating reasons not to go home. FML

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Labro9 9

Friday 8 January 2016 4:57

Geez I didn't expect that to get up. Cheers for the comments! Just a summary for those playing at home: - Family belong to my husband - Husband has spontaneously developed an inability to say "No" to these people - It's like living with a bunch of escaped institutionalized clowns - They depart in 108 hours - I have reason to question my life choices

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cj89898 24

Thursday 7 January 2016 16:12

Your priorities are completely straight

Unlovable_Me 14

Thursday 7 January 2016 16:21

Perhaps see if you can get overtime at your job to make more money while avoiding distant family working late. Win win.

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nuckibug 4

Monday 18 January 2016 11:04

alcohol is legal for a reason.

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