By explainer - 08/11/2011 17:54 - South Africa

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Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro

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Wow you are truly a dumbass. Break up with her for not understanding something?

It's common sense to not skinny dip with the opposite sex when you're in a relationship. you have to be a dumbass not to know that.

gabrielbaby 9

How could she be that stupid to not understand? I would be alright with small things, but this completely crosses lines. I would be pissed too.

When that something is understanding the problem with swimming naked with other guys? Sounds reasonable to me.

If she doesn't understand that by nature then you have grounds to break up with her for being an idiot.

Yes I know I was being sarcastic but I know It seemed serious. I apologize.

I'm sure she would know it is inappropriate behaviour and is just playing dumb in an attempt to get away with it.

"eww I think an eel just went up my butt" "oh that's not an eel" trollface.jpg

every1luvsboners 11

Is that a stump under the water or are you just happy to see me?

You're beautiful. Slightly off topic but true nonetheless.

how can you thumb down this comment? unless you think rubbish isn't strong enough

What is she? Stupid?? Try finding a girl a bit higher on the intelligence scale...

FYLDeep 25

Snakes in the water? Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?

Marry her when she cheats on you. Divorce her and take everything. Just hope you DONT GET STD.

As long as they're just friends, there really isn't anything inappropriate. It's just being naked. Of course, if they're having sex after swimming, then yes, it's inappropriate.

I agree. As long as there is no hugging. Been invited many times to my friends' skinny dipping events. It means nothing to them.

You're both idiots. It's not okay at all. If you're single maybe, but not if you have a boyfriend or girlfriend. Dumbasses..

Poetaster 10

So, if they are playing hide the salami during their swim it's okay?

Nakedness doesn't have to be inappropriate or erotic. If the skinny dipping is completely innocent, there are no problems. I'd be fine if my girlfriend went skinny dipping with friends. It's no different than going to a nude beach or a topless beach.

In today's society nudity is generally privately shared with your significant other. I'm not amused how public and casual you make it seem.

#77 you obviously don't care about your girlfriend very much if you're okay with her being naked around other guys. It's just disrespectful.

Are you two both retarded? Because honestly that's the only explanation for your retarded comments. They're guys. If you know any typical guys you'll know that's all that needs to be said.

Yes lets swim naked around other guys and not think about the significant other. Anyone who sees this as okay is nothing but ignorant. You really think with how things are these days that it's really innocent?

Couples are invited too to them and *gasp* they participate together. Yes guys are involved, yes girls are involved. Some are single. Some are couples. Just because you can't look at genitalia without giggling or getting a boner doesn't mean others are at the same maturity level as you.

Actually, yeah, I'm totally five with my girlfriend skinny dipping with a bunch of guys. Considering we're lesbians. But I'm also ok if she wanted to go skinny dipping with girls because I TRUST her. And whoever said I'm too casual, not true. I would never walk down the street naked, and I'd be upset if my gf did. But in private, or at a nude beach, where it's accepted/normal? It's fine. Naked =/= sex.

it depends on the morals of the relationship of BOTH their sides. i totally understand how its okay to be dating someone and go to a nude beach or skinny dipping with friends or to be in a nudist colony (obviously). as long as theres no shady buisness and your partner approves i see no problem. naked dorsnt necesarily MEAN sex, lust, want, love, or any relative emotions. naked can mean relaxed, (non-sexually) excited, etc.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

Today's society? Try today's American society. Seriously, people here are insanely uptight about nudity, which is something completely natural. When you can't take pictures of your child naked, and when people freak out over children being naked at home, you know you're dealing with a society full of closet pedophiles. If you're unable to look at a naked child without sexual thoughts, or restrain yourself when looking at a naked person you're not in a relationship with, then there is seriously something wrong with you. And don't get me started about how it's more socially acceptable for children to play graphic, violent video games but god forbid they buy a playboy or have sex. This shit is all backwards. Of course, the girlfriend still needs to respect her boyfriend's views, and should have discussed this with him first.

IF you are a child but they are NOT children. You say this id natural so is sex with others. Grow up.

Right he's a tool for not wanting his gf to expose herself to a bunch of guys. Shut up. If you can't see why this wouldn't be ok, you're either a feminist bitch or just stupid.

ShroomsOnAcid 16

239 - There is no "natural for you" and "natural for me". There is just natural or not. Nudity is natural. Not just for me, but for everyone on this planet. We are born naked, and let me remind you - the human race did not appear on earth wearing clothes. They were borne out of necessity to keep warm, or cool. Let me also remind you that there are still people on earth for whom the norm is nudity, or even if not, it is still not something taboo or frowned upon. You need to realize that covering up simply for modesty is a choice you yourself make. You're just lucky you can afford clothes, because there are so many people who can't. Also, again, it's mostly American christians that are so horrified by the human body. Travel outside the country and open up your mind.

katialovesfml 0

But a girl who wants to play around naked with a bunch of other guys is kind of a red flag!

HeartAndSoul2011 0