Intimacy: Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently...

By erectioninfection - 01/05/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML

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By BigDT - 28/01/2012 08:35

Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the first time in the past four and a half years a woman has touched my package, and I had to get health issues to make it happen. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By Matthew - 10/03/2021 00:30

Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML

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Under pressure

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 03:59

Today, I became aroused when slight pressure was applied to my throat. I was having an ultrasound done to have my thyroid gland and a lump under my chin looked at by an old male doctor. My mom was present. FML

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It's been a while

By Anonymous - 03/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Perkasie

Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML

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By kaitlin - 19/02/2010 06:30 - Australia

Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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Medicare for all

By US_Healthcare_Sucks - 30/07/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2010 00:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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dd3_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:49

haha wow that sucks. maybe she took it as a complement?

Howdyplz 2

Friday 1 May 2009 23:54

THat's hilarious, FYL indeed. Especially because regular doctors probably get that all the time and understand by now, but an intern might be creeped out. Ask her out later. You know she was impressed!

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icehot 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:23

yea i was thinking with #67

freddie_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:28

I'm sure that's the very first time that's ever happened to her, ever. And I do mean ever. You are definitely the first man ever to have an erection in that situation. Ever.

LoonieBin 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:37

Wow #13, really? In half? That hurts to think about...

Futt_Buck 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:38

And I **** on her face.

Jertastic 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:40

Just look her in the eye and say: Baby, maybe it's just the swine flu acting up, but you give me the chills all over... or there is always: Baby, i will make you so wet, the shamwow won't be able to clean it up.

peidit 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:48

lol what did she do?

Some___Guy 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 2:58

Sounds terrible. You poor guy. Sounds like a very F*ed life.

djteller 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 3:02

FML?? Which hospital ? :P

look_its_me 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 3:03

lol 66 Don't worry dude, any guy woulda had the same reaction. I would say you had a very good day.

sickofnames 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 3:05

Calm down you whiner. The exact same thing happened to me. It's not a big deal or embarassing in the least. The doctors are used to this sort of stuff. It's a normal reaction.