Intimacy: Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently...

By erectioninfection - 01/05/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, I had an ultrasound in fear of testicular cancer. I apparently signed papers allowing an intern to do it for practice. She was in her early 20s and smoking hot so as she was rubbing jelly on my testes I got an erection. FML

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By BigDT - 28/01/2012 08:35

Today, I had a testicular ultrasound. The ultrasound tech was a very attractive woman. This is the first time in the past four and a half years a woman has touched my package, and I had to get health issues to make it happen. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2009 14:14 - United States

Today, I had to re-take an hour long MRI scan because I got an erection midway through. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By Matthew - 10/03/2021 00:30

Today, I awoke with a swollen, painful testicle. I called the ambulance and went to the hospital. After they'd done an ultrasound, it's a bad infection. My nurse was someone I used to know and had a major crush on. She's responsible for checking my testicle every 20 minutes when she checks my heart rate. FML

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Under pressure

By Anonymous - 16/06/2021 03:59

Today, I became aroused when slight pressure was applied to my throat. I was having an ultrasound done to have my thyroid gland and a lump under my chin looked at by an old male doctor. My mom was present. FML

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It's been a while

By Anonymous - 03/10/2021 05:00 - United States - Perkasie

Today, I finally had someone else touch my man parts. It was my doctor, checking for testicular cancer and a hernia, as part of my yearly physical. He's the only person other than myself to touch my junk in the last 4 years. FML

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By kaitlin - 19/02/2010 06:30 - Australia

Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2011 23:29 - United States

Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML

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Medicare for all

By US_Healthcare_Sucks - 30/07/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a doctor's appointment, being concerned about some abnormal swelling and soreness in one of my testicles. They fondled my balls for 20 seconds before saying, "Yeah, that's abnormal. You should probably go get an ultrasound somewhere and maybe take some ibuprofen for the pain. That'll be $265." FML

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By Joel_28 - 01/03/2010 00:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the physician to check my rear because it was hurting. My usual doctor wasn't available, so he was replaced by a gorgeous woman with big cleavage. when she asked me to pull down my pants, she saw that I had a huge hard on. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2010 00:39 - United Kingdom

Today, while getting a lump in my private region examined by a very cute nurse, I got a massive erection. The smartest thing I could think to say at the time to her was: "I haven't been touched there in a very long time." FML

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dd3_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 23:49

haha wow that sucks. maybe she took it as a complement?

Howdyplz 2

Friday 1 May 2009 23:54

THat's hilarious, FYL indeed. Especially because regular doctors probably get that all the time and understand by now, but an intern might be creeped out. Ask her out later. You know she was impressed!

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ThatDarnBandit 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 7:41

The OP probably forgot to mention that the hot girl in her 20's was like his sister or something.

Kitty34_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 8:17

That's awkward, but I'm sure they are used to that kind of thing.

1AAC 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 8:30

Don't worry about it, I'm sure it wasn't noticeable

EverWatcher 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 8:45

#83, this reminds me of the classic joke: The queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was frantically masturbating. “Oh my god!”, said the Queen, “That’s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this???” The doctor leading the tour explained, “I’m sorry, Your Ladyship. This man has a very serious condition where the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn’t do that five times a day, they would soon explode and he would most likely die instantly.” “Oh, I am sorry", the Queen replied. "I had no idea." On the next floor, they passed a room where a ravishing young nurse was enthusiastically giving a patient a ********. “Oh my God”, hissed the Queen in shock, “What’s happening in there?” The Doctor calmly responded, “Same problem, better health plan.”

spitball1074 2

Saturday 2 May 2009 8:59

LOLLLLLLLLLL HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHA LMFAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Shoulda just been like, "NRB, I'm gay, so yeah. Just keep on rubbing. Take off your gloves too, maybe it'd be easier for you. If it gets wet, don't worry." NRB=my abbreviation for no reason boner