By wtfdreams - 17/05/2009 12:33 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML
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MoonTiger 4

Ooooh, bacon, yes! You're some ****** up dude o_O

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JackR1104 0

Wait.....doesn't everyone do that? Shit....I thought I was normal....

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neongurl98 10

Just because he dreams about bacon doesnt mean he's fat! (although, there is a very good chance!)

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TeddyJunior 5

XD some people got issuesss

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Miss_Wolfy 7

I would O over bacon as well. It's the best ^^

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abbikidson 0

If you like pigs, u might like my x-boyfriend :)

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clementine00 1

I guess it's safe to assume then that you don't get laid often...and probably never will...at least, not anytime soon.

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pichan_fml 11

Have you been watching too much epic meal time? :p

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sentinel_233 0

Come or cum? :p fail

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jomillz 0

iv had that dream too....its effin magical

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