By gangstalicious - 08/05/2009 21:07 - United States

Today, I got the cell phone bill for my family and saw that my son had gone over his limit by around 1,000 messages. Curious to see what he was talking about that much, I read the messages. Apparently, my 15 year old son is having it off more than me and my wife. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0

Wow, way to be a nosy parent

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chabz_fml 0

@299 I'm 15 too. Heres a few thoughts, 1.) learn to spell. 2.) cursing every other word doesnt make you cool, and it certainly doesnt give you that mature-beyond-my-age impression you were going for. 3.) Nobody wants to hear about your dumb religious beliefs. Nothings going to happen if someone has sex before their married. as long as he has safe sex he's fine 4.) Your advocating for invasion of privacy just makes you seem like that asshole snitch that nobody likes, who believes everything their parents tell them and take on all their values without questioning anything. So, somehow i doubt that your a better parent than half the parents out there. And i doubt you'll ever be, because chances are your never getting laid.

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arrypo 0

if he really was doing it he would have deleted those texts

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Rawrrr14 0

Are you serious? you went through your son's texts? wow. I mean, I can see if your worried that he's in danger or something, sure, but just because your curious? F*ck your sons life!

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Me27 0

A.) You should look into an unlimited plan. B.) I think you've missed the point. You say that he's having more sex than you and your wife? All right. What makes you a bad parent is the 'FML' - why is this an FML? It's more like a FHL for having bad parents who don't teach him about the sacred nature of sex and the consequences it holds. C.) Although I think you're a bad parent, I still don't think that gives you the right to look at his texts. You might say that's being a good parent - but the damage was done way before you looked, so you still don't have the right.

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arrypo 0

#165, i am 18, when i was 15, i was uncontrolable with having sex. my parents are catholic, they have good morals, and they are certianly not bad parents. it is his son's choice about having sex, like it was mine. if his father wants to put it on FML.com, then why i shouldn't he. i mean it really is one, i would feel like shit if i had a son and he was doing that. plus going over like that does get parents suspicious, especially if they are the bill payers, i mean what kid could go over like that if he was just having casual talk. he had the right to snoop, it's not his fault his son has sex, i have a feeling he's not giving his condoms and letting him out at 11 o clock telling him to have a good time. just saying.

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Figureskater_15 0

#103, i feel bad the fact you couldnt text during school hours. everyone texts during school hours. i text my mom during school hours. she doesnt care just as long as I dont get it taken away.

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LiveLoveLife_fml 0

OKKKKKK!!! SHUT UP EVERYONE!! Omg, remember the PURPOSE for the site! To laugh and stupidity/falseness... yes the site has both! STOP ARGUING!! Tec. everyone could be RIGHT OR WRONG! Really ya'll could be arguing over a fake.. or a real thing, ya it is possible sometimes so read the messages, my parents can w/ me... so please just shut up, stop commenting w/ swears and such (Younger pl read this!! lol :p and move on to other retardedly funny stories ok? @ 104 -- To YOU it may be an error, maybe to everyone it is, but tec. thank ya is ok to say haha, if that was what u were talking about that is. Or the need-a, ehh w.e aha

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porsche944 0

You all realize that having sex at age 15 is illegal in most states and that he can be charged with statutory rape and be put on the sex offenders list...right?

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apparations 0

I would have looked at the messages too, if you are paying for it then you have a right to know. You might want to actually talk to your kid about it though. But I was having sex when I was 15 and I turned out okay... also can't stop laughing at the name Gangstalicious!

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