Kids: Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my...

By Devon - 03/09/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

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By sonwhy - 25/02/2014 00:51 - United States - Brookfield

Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2025 14:00 - United States - Newport News

Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2016 21:52 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I woke up to my roommate's friend rustling in the attic without permission to be there. When I asked how he got in with all doors and windows locked, he simply said, "It's a secret." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2018 12:00

Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML

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By Pumpkin - 18/07/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my 5 year old-son and I went out for a walk. As I was looking in a shop's window display, I turned around to see my son pooping into an open manhole on the street. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2011 21:42 - United States

Today, I was walking through my kitchen when I discovered a weak spot in the floor. Tomorrow, I'm going to have to fix the giant hole caused when I put my foot through it. FML

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By parent - 08/03/2018 01:30

Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 12:17 - United States

Today, I found out I can sneak out of my house... but not back in. FML

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Friday 3 September 2010 12:25

That is awesome!

competlybaked 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:33

lol I always tried to make a secret laboratory.

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nyarlatho 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:40

your kid is obviously independent. it's a good thing!

Fenlyn 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:41

Was it behind a poster of Raquel Welch?

sourgirl101 28

Friday 3 September 2010 15:22

The Shawshank Redemption FTW! That movie was one of the best ever made! First "King" movie I truely enjoyed.

poppetsauce 4

Friday 3 September 2010 12:44

LOL that was the first thing I thought as well! Next thing this wonderfully observant parent will know she'll be in the hospital with her very sick child because he was crawling around in the septic tank.

Xavi89 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:44

you have a ninja son! epic win!

elementgirl 3

Friday 3 September 2010 12:46

Haha, atleast now you know what were those noises were at night.

Kurai_tenshi 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:52

hahaha, you have an awesome child. (:

Lils123 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:57

Your son sounds amazing. Good luck with him.. lol..

FFML_314 11

Friday 3 September 2010 12:58

I made a hole in my wall when I was 6. I was beefy, had a lot of force!

hedgerow 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:58

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stokebasing 0

Friday 3 September 2010 12:59

Your kid is SO cool!

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